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A Message from Our Founder

Hello, and welcome to the Official Re-Launch of thefifiorganization.net. After extensive market research - including focus groups, analytics tracking, and asking Todd what he thought - we have revamped thefifiorganization.net to give you, the Consumer, what you have been demanding:

A slightly larger logo.

Other changes, which we rolled into the "Make Logo Bigger" project as time permitted:

  • All of the Audio posts (including any of the fifi posts which contain music) now have slick, modern Playlists. This means that you, the End User, can actually "Play" the "List" of Audio - right in the post! Science!
  • While our highly-skilled Web Artists were working long hours to embiggen the logo, we thought, what the hell - let's jack up the Video by a couple of pixels. Because we care. In addition, any Video clip not containing copyright-protected music or full-frontal nudity has been moved to YouTube and embedded in the post, thereby making it marginally more compatible with your Handheld Communication Device.
  • There is also an entirely new Category of posts: Max Toews. To celebrate the creation of this Category, we have unearthed two ancient Videos and made them available to you, here, for the first time ever: The True Story of Paul Revere and Bob.

Thank you for your interest in thefifiorganization.net. Please leave a comment on one of the articles, or send us an Electronic Mail Message to let us know what you think.

Most Recent Articles

Hospital 10, August 2014

Posted on Aug 15, 2014 in Featured, Image Gallery, Media, Urban Exploration | Comments Off

“DROP IT!” someone yelled, or possibly, “OH SHIT!” or maybe even, “YOU’RE TRESpassing.” Later, there was disagreement on this point.

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The Place Where Trains Go to Die, June 2014

Posted on Jun 27, 2014 in Featured, Image Gallery, Urban Exploration | Comments Off

“I should probably check MapQuest to see how long it will take me to get to this place…”

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School 04, June 2014

Posted on Jun 27, 2014 in Featured, Image Gallery, Urban Exploration | Comments Off

…in our weakened state, we were ripe pickings for a gang of steroid-and-alcohol-enhanced jocks, who mercilessly punched us in the kidneys.

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Hospital 09, June 2014

Posted on Jun 21, 2014 in Featured, Image Gallery, Urban Exploration | Comments Off

When we first met him, he was cooking a can of beans over an open fire in a modified television cabinet, thick smoke billowing out the window.

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The True Story of Paul Revere (as told by Billy and Max)

Posted on Jun 6, 2014 in Featured, Film, Max Toews, Video | Comments Off

“The highlight of our project ended up being my dog taking a dump in the background of one of the scenes.” – Max

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Bob

Posted on Jun 6, 2014 in Featured, Film, Max Toews, Video | Comments Off

“Bob became an ersatz metaphor for my hobby after that point: a creation given life only to be sabotaged by the very hands of its sculptor…” – Max

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Lansdowne Theater, March 2014

Posted on Apr 11, 2014 in Featured, Image Gallery, Media, Urban Exploration | 0 comments

Twice, someone pounded loudly on the door next to mine and screamed, “POLICE! OPEN UP!” but I suspect it was not actually the police.

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Hart Wool Mill, March 2014

Posted on Apr 5, 2014 in Featured, Image Gallery, Media, Urban Exploration | 3 comments

Those were the most delicious breakfast sandwiches I’ve ever eaten, which is one reason I like exploring with Rob.

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Hospital 08, March 2014

Posted on Mar 11, 2014 in Featured, Image Gallery, Media, Urban Exploration | 0 comments

…bubbling paint pots, salt springs, geysers, waterfalls, viscous and multi-colored sinus discharge…

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School 03, September 2013

Posted on Dec 4, 2013 in Featured, Image Gallery, Media, Urban Exploration | 0 comments

“Yep, rabid squirrels. Hundreds of ‘em. Thousands, maybe. Buncha kids got bit, had to close the place down. Damn shame.”

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