fifi History 9: Hits + Evil Dairy Products
…and by “Hits” I mean “Least Embarrassing”
“Paul’s Basement” Video (2026 and 2006 Versions)
I am particularly proud of my rock and roll kick at approximately 3:15
“Road to Tacoma” Highlights
Please remember that we were teenagers, and it was the 80s.
Redacted Mash Notes 2020
Thanks to all the high school friends and girlfriends who wrote these notes. We changed your names, but I’m sure you know who you are.
Selections… from the Jason Toews Foundation Library
It was (or “they were”?) the dark days of the 2020 Coronapocalypse…
Romania, August 2019 (Part 3)
OH HELL YES I WANT TO CLIMB UP IN THE BELL TOWER YOU BEGUILING ENCHANTRESS.
Romania, August 2019 (Part 2)
“A hulking heap strewn with all sorts of gewgaws and cheap fineries. 2/10, would not recommend.”
Romania, August 2019 (Part 1)
“I MUST HAVE THE TALLEST ELEVATOR TESTING TOWER IN THE WORLD TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TINY GENITALIA!”
Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 2)
Occasionally, she would turn the volume down, and point: “Polygamist house. It’s so obvious.”
Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 1)
“The signs say no food on the bus, but the rules are different before 6 am, so just don’t make a mess. Welcome to Zion.” CLICK.
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 4)
“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
“Ah. We do not have this in Thailand.”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 3)
“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 2)
“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 1)
Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.
I’m Just A Squirrel
Tryna getta nut, to move your butt.
Jason’s CDs
The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
Superhero Organization Application
Nick Terry was like, “Hey, could you…?” and I was like, “Yeah, I guess…” and Nick was like, “Cool.”
Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 3)
“Believe me when I tell you: In the end, you will pay.”
Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 2)
“I told them I needed more of the Large and Extra Large, but they don’t listen to me. THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME.”
Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 1)
Who’s going to steal a mold for the anthropomorphic alligator mascot of a long-forgotten Florida pancake restaurant?
The Lady Vanishes is with no doubt in my mind one of Alfred Hitchock's best creations and, keeping in mind…
Omg you are amazing
Sea buckthorn oil has a lot of omega seven unsaturated oil. It is claimed to help membranes work better.
Glad to hear you found it worthwhile/compelling, Jeff! Let's catch up after the first of the year.
Honestly, once you get to "proceed to part three" and then there is a sentence about feral dogs and being…