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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 4)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
“Ah. We do not have this in Thailand.”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 3)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 2)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 1)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 2 comments

Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.

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I’m Just A Squirrel

Posted on Dec 18, 2016 in Jason's Films, Wheedle in My Rearview | 0 comments

Tryna getta nut, to move your butt.

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Jason’s CDs

Posted on Dec 16, 2016 in Jason's Films | 0 comments

The first step is admitting that you have a problem.

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Superhero Organization Application

Posted on Nov 27, 2016 in Jason's Films | 1 comment

Nick Terry was like, “Hey, could you…?” and I was like, “Yeah, I guess…” and Nick was like, “Cool.”

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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 3)

Posted on Feb 15, 2016 in Travel, Wheedle in My Headlights | 2 comments

“Believe me when I tell you: In the end, you will pay.”

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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 2)

Posted on Dec 17, 2015 in Travel, Wheedle in My Headlights | 0 comments

“I told them I needed more of the Large and Extra Large, but they don’t listen to me. THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME.”

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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 1)

Posted on Dec 17, 2015 in Travel, Wheedle in My Headlights | 0 comments

Who’s going to steal a mold for the anthropomorphic alligator mascot of a long-forgotten Florida pancake restaurant?

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