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Romania, August 2019 (Part 3)

Posted on Nov 17, 2019 in Travel, Urban Exploration | 2 comments

OH HELL YES I WANT TO CLIMB UP IN THE BELL TOWER YOU BEGUILING ENCHANTRESS.

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Romania, August 2019 (Part 2)

Posted on Nov 17, 2019 in Travel, Urban Exploration | 3 comments

“A hulking heap strewn with all sorts of gewgaws and cheap fineries. 2/10, would not recommend.”

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Romania, August 2019 (Part 1)

Posted on Nov 17, 2019 in Travel, Urban Exploration | 0 comments

“I MUST HAVE THE TALLEST ELEVATOR TESTING TOWER IN THE WORLD TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TINY GENITALIA!”

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Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 2)

Posted on Oct 21, 2019 in Travel | 2 comments

Occasionally, she would turn the volume down, and point: “Polygamist house. It’s so obvious.”

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Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 1)

Posted on Oct 21, 2019 in Travel | 3 comments

“The signs say no food on the bus, but the rules are different before 6 am, so just don’t make a mess. Welcome to Zion.” CLICK.

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 4)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 1 comment

“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
“Ah. We do not have this in Thailand.”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 3)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 2)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 1)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 2 comments

Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.

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I’m Just A Squirrel

Posted on Dec 18, 2016 in Jason's Films, Wheedle in My Rearview | 0 comments

Tryna getta nut, to move your butt.

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