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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 4)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
“Ah. We do not have this in Thailand.”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 3)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 2)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 0 comments

“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”

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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 1)

Posted on Mar 1, 2018 in Travel | 2 comments

Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.

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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 3)

Posted on Feb 15, 2016 in Travel, Wheedle in My Headlights | 2 comments

“Believe me when I tell you: In the end, you will pay.”

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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 2)

Posted on Dec 17, 2015 in Travel, Wheedle in My Headlights | 0 comments

“I told them I needed more of the Large and Extra Large, but they don’t listen to me. THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME.”

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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 1)

Posted on Dec 17, 2015 in Travel, Wheedle in My Headlights | 0 comments

Who’s going to steal a mold for the anthropomorphic alligator mascot of a long-forgotten Florida pancake restaurant?

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Abandoned Miscellany, 2013-2015

Posted on Aug 9, 2015 in Urban Exploration | 0 comments

This time I will reveal nothing.

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Hospital 11, June 2015

Posted on Aug 8, 2015 in Urban Exploration | 0 comments

As my time in the Mysterious East comes to an end, we are venturing further afield. And by “Mysterious East,” I mean “New England.”

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Geriatric Authority of Holyoke, August 2014 (Part 2)

Posted on Feb 7, 2015 in Urban Exploration | 0 comments

“You have the most beautiful blue eyes… And that sweater! Did you knit it yourself?” She would say that to everybody for a cigarette.

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