Romania, August 2019 (Part 3)
OH HELL YES I WANT TO CLIMB UP IN THE BELL TOWER YOU BEGUILING ENCHANTRESS.
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Romania, August 2019 (Part 2)
“A hulking heap strewn with all sorts of gewgaws and cheap fineries. 2/10, would not recommend.”
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Romania, August 2019 (Part 1)
“I MUST HAVE THE TALLEST ELEVATOR TESTING TOWER IN THE WORLD TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TINY GENITALIA!”
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Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 2)
Occasionally, she would turn the volume down, and point: “Polygamist house. It’s so obvious.”
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Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 1)
“The signs say no food on the bus, but the rules are different before 6 am, so just don’t make a mess. Welcome to Zion.” CLICK.
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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 4)
“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
“Ah. We do not have this in Thailand.”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 3)
“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”
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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 2)
“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”
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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 1)
Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.
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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 3)
“Believe me when I tell you: In the end, you will pay.”
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