Thailand, December 2017 (Part 4)
“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
“Ah. We do not have this in Thailand.”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 3)
“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”
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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 2)
“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”
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Thailand, December 2017 (Part 1)
Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.
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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 3)
“Believe me when I tell you: In the end, you will pay.”
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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 2)
“I told them I needed more of the Large and Extra Large, but they don’t listen to me. THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME.”
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Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 1)
Who’s going to steal a mold for the anthropomorphic alligator mascot of a long-forgotten Florida pancake restaurant?
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Hospital 11, June 2015
As my time in the Mysterious East comes to an end, we are venturing further afield. And by “Mysterious East,” I mean “New England.”
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Geriatric Authority of Holyoke, August 2014 (Part 2)
“You have the most beautiful blue eyes… And that sweater! Did you knit it yourself?” She would say that to everybody for a cigarette.
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