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Max is Eighteen!

Posted on Oct 13, 2008 in Max Toews | 1 comment

After much cross-country exchange of aging videotapes and manila envelopes stuffed with undated photos, Jen and I pared Mr. Maximum’s eventful life down to 30 minutes of highlights, complete with music.

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Walkin’ After Midnight

Posted on Oct 12, 2008 in Paul's Basement | 3 comments

A short film (well, 26 minutes is relatively short, isn’t it?) based on the events described in the Trans Am Incident story.

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The Trans Am Incident: Part II

Posted on Oct 11, 2008 in Paul's Basement | 1 comment

“How comforting to know that Jehovah remembers that we are dust!” – Watchtower magazine, 9/1/94

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The Trans Am Incident: Part I

Posted on Oct 11, 2008 in Paul's Basement | 0 comments

“Make no mistake – Satan wants to lead you to your ruin.” – Watchtower magazine, 4/15/93

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The Most Awesome Concert Ever

Posted on Oct 11, 2008 in Max Toews | 0 comments

“Of course! What could be more fulfilling for a guy? Touching your pee-pee AND talking to a rock star at the same time!” – Robin

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Driven to Tears

Posted on Oct 11, 2008 in Paul's Basement | 1 comment

In 1983, Eric and I were dedicated concertgoers, often getting in line 12 or more hours before the show, braving the dangers of inclement weather, tyrannical security personnel, and aggressive street musicians.

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These Pink Ladies Are Getting Hornier by the Minute

Posted on Oct 10, 2008 in Paul's Basement | 1 comment

I am 37 years old, after all, and it doesn’t really affect me if he believes that I am “consorting with the Father of All Lies” when I watch “The Omen” on late-night TV.

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You Don’t Know How it Feels

Posted on Oct 10, 2008 in Paul's Basement | 0 comments

This was all before Susie married the mysterious Filipino lounge singer and disappeared, but that’s another story.

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Jason Goes to Hell: Part II

Posted on Oct 10, 2008 in Paul's Basement | 0 comments

The wound in my stomach had (mostly) stopped bleeding, so there seemed to be no reason I couldn’t dig a drainage field or break up some concrete.

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