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Read MoreThailand, December 2017 (Part 4)
“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
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Read MoreThailand, December 2017 (Part 3)
“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”
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Read MoreThailand, December 2017 (Part 2)
“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”
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Read MoreThailand, December 2017 (Part 1)
Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.
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Tryna getta nut, to move your butt.
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The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
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Nick Terry was like, “Hey, could you…?” and I was like, “Yeah, I guess…” and Nick was like, “Cool.”
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“Believe me when I tell you: In the end, you will pay.”
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