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Read MoreSelections… from the Jason Toews Foundation Library
It was (or “they were”?) the dark days of the 2020 Coronapocalypse…
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Read MoreRomania, August 2019 (Part 1)
“I MUST HAVE THE TALLEST ELEVATOR TESTING TOWER IN THE WORLD TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TINY GENITALIA!”
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Read MoreZion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 1)
“The signs say no food on the bus, but the rules are different before 6 am, so just don’t make a mess. Welcome to Zion.” CLICK.
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Read MoreThailand, December 2017 (Part 1)
Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.
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Read MoreI’m Just A Squirrel
Tryna getta nut, to move your butt.
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Read MoreJason’s CDs
The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
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Read MoreSuperhero Organization Application
Nick Terry was like, “Hey, could you…?” and I was like, “Yeah, I guess…” and Nick was like, “Cool.”
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Read MoreWheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 1)
Who’s going to steal a mold for the anthropomorphic alligator mascot of a long-forgotten Florida pancake restaurant?
Most Recent Articles
School 02, December 2012
They all pee into water bottles and then carry those pee-bottles around for the rest of the book, which leads to a hilarious scene later on…
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Steam and Steel Workshop, July 2013
Excessive bell-ringing is frowned upon, however. I wish they had told us that right up front, before I made a fool of myself.
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Victory Theater, May 2011
One Saturday morning, I was invited – along with some professional photographers – to take a tour of the soon-to-be-renovated Victory Theater in Holyoke.
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A Sunday in Holyoke, July 2013
I was safe inside, enjoying the spectacle, in a building that was too well-built to be demolished, eating granola with my friends.
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PA Clothing Factory, June 2013
People often ask me to explain the allure of UE, why I would spend my free time crawling around in unsafe structures filled with asbestos and (presumably) rabid, territorial raccoons.
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This Is Who We Are: Springfield Mass Pride
What year was the first Pride event in Springfield? Who was in charge? When did Pride events stop happening? Why?
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Scranton Lace Company, June 2013
There were almost 30 of us on the tour, including housewives and lawyers, horse trainers and country music roadies.
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Pennsylvania Coal Breakers, June 2013
I felt like a character in Rendezvous with Rama, exploring the hulking remains of a long-dead civilization, surrounded by technology whose purpose I could not fathom.
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Coachella and Environs, April 2013
Pops made the travel plans, Mr. Max requested the time off work, and we met at LAX.
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Hospital 07, August 2012
Intelligence from highly-placed sources indicated that there would be a human-sized break in the wrought-iron fence…
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