Travel
Romania, August 2019 (Part 3)
OH HELL YES I WANT TO CLIMB UP IN THE BELL TOWER YOU BEGUILING ENCHANTRESS.
Romania, August 2019 (Part 2)
“A hulking heap strewn with all sorts of gewgaws and cheap fineries. 2/10, would not recommend.”
Romania, August 2019 (Part 1)
“I MUST HAVE THE TALLEST ELEVATOR TESTING TOWER IN THE WORLD TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TINY GENITALIA!”
Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 2)
Occasionally, she would turn the volume down, and point: “Polygamist house. It’s so obvious.”
Zion and Bryce, July 2019 (Part 1)
“The signs say no food on the bus, but the rules are different before 6 am, so just don’t make a mess. Welcome to Zion.” CLICK.
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 4)
“Co… Co… I am sorry, what is this book?”
“Um, it’s called Cocaine Nights…”
“Ah. We do not have this in Thailand.”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 3)
“When the snake is stressed, it may inflate a bag of air in its neck, making it appear larger in size. In captivity, it has quite the ‘attitude’ and may strike at or bite an unwary handler.”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 2)
“Each has its own characteristics: one constantly moves its mouth, while another has a phallus-shaped index finger…”
Thailand, December 2017 (Part 1)
Gas in your bowels increases, leading to bloating, nausea, and flatulence.
Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 3)
“Believe me when I tell you: In the end, you will pay.”
Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 2)
“I told them I needed more of the Large and Extra Large, but they don’t listen to me. THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME.”
Wheedle in My Headlights, October 2015 (Part 1)
Who’s going to steal a mold for the anthropomorphic alligator mascot of a long-forgotten Florida pancake restaurant?
Coachella and Environs, April 2013
Pops made the travel plans, Mr. Max requested the time off work, and we met at LAX.
SRL in SF, November 1995
A parking lot had been rented for the night, but I am fairly certain that the lot owners had no idea what was about to happen.
Robot Wars in SF, August 1995
I was a bit disgruntled that “the girls” had invaded our special time…
Robot Wars in SF, August 1994
Defying my expectations, it ended up being the most enjoyable trip to San Francisco I’ve ever taken. Except for the part at the end, when Eric was passing a kidney stone.
SRL in SF, May 1994
Eric called me on Wednesday afternoon. On Thursday evening, we climbed in Eric’s car and left Seattle.
Canada Trip, October 2011
Whenever we recall this vacation in the future, we’ll probably say, “Remember that time we went to Canada and that coked-up nutcase plowed into us and totaled the Prius?”
Southern US Road Trip, July 2011
“I’ve never really been to the Southern U.S.,” said Max, so that’s where we decided to go, despite the energy-sapping late-July heat and humidity.
SXSW, March 2010
SXSW is a sprawling annual film/tech/music conference-cum-festival in Austin, Texas.
Bilbao, January 2010
Robin and I traveled to Bilbao, Spain to attend the wedding of our beloved friends William and Carlos. We took the opportunity to do a little sightseeing, as well.
The Lady Vanishes is with no doubt in my mind one of Alfred Hitchock's best creations and, keeping in mind…
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Sea buckthorn oil has a lot of omega seven unsaturated oil. It is claimed to help membranes work better.
Glad to hear you found it worthwhile/compelling, Jeff! Let's catch up after the first of the year.
Honestly, once you get to "proceed to part three" and then there is a sentence about feral dogs and being…